i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
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I will miss his soup and his dick the most
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
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Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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