spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
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