Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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