He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
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I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
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next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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