im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
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she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
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She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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