We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
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Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
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i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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