no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
We named our party play list daddy issues
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Randomize
