laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
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Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
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See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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