thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
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Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
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You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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