The brown eye won't let me do that either.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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