i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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