Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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