I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
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Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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