And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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