After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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