i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
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he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
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Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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