I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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