ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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