nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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