found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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