No stitches, just platelets and will power
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
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Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
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he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
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