just come out here and I will go home with you...
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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