I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
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Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
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It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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