Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
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Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
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No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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