It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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