I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
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