You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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