I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
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is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
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Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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