Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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