So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
