Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
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He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
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I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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