covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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