Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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