Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
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He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
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All is fair in love and war and toga parties
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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