Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes