My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
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she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
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if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.