Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
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I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
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So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.