I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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