Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
COCAINE IS GR8
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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