He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
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We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
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This baby is an asshole
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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