i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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