shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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