You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
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Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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