I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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