can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
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I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
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The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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