Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Randomize
