um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
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so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
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I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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