batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
