Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
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He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
NoShamevember. You game?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
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He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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