They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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