Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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