Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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