There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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