David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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