is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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