We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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