Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
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Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
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Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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