I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Let's paint friendship bongs
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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