You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
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how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
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he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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