So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I need water and some morals
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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